Thursday, May 24, 2012

Twitter & Facebook Why's

These questions aren't for anyone in particular. Just questions I always seem to ask myself every time I see something fraudulent on Twitter and Facebook.

Why do you think it's cool to call yourself a Bitch or a Slut?

Why do you complain about not having a relationship when you are proud to call yourself a Bitch &/or Slut?

Why do you take a million and one pictures of you in front of the mirror?

Why does it seem that your life only revolves in the bathroom?

Why do you think "Poking" someone is the thing to do?

What the hell does "Its complicated" mean?

You want a job in reporting but yet you take tons of pictures of yourself so that way people can focus more on your looks rather than your words. Why?

Why do you keep saying "Long Hair Don't Care"? Did someone make fun of you for having long hair?

Why are you "#" on Facebook?

Did you just find out now that when you go out for the night that (Y)ou (O)nly (L)ive (O)nce?

Why do I have to hide my friend list from guys on my list?

Why do you Retweet a convo you had with another friend that has nothing to do with anyone else?

Why do you take advice from a fake celeb Twitter profile but yet wont take advice from your own friends?

Why does it seem like you have no life when you tweet over 30 times in an hour?

Why does it seem like your life goal is to get "Likes" and "Retweets"

Is there really such thing as "#Team ________"? If so where do you guys play??

Did you not get the memo that said that celebrity is not going to tweet you back?

Are you taking pictures with you hold cash and bottles of alcohol because you're not use to having it?

Why does everyone think they are a model?

Why do you make those duck lips on every picture you take?

If you are so hard why do you have a Facebook?

Who the hell is starting those "Like if you agree" post?

So it's cool to talk about smoking weed all the time?

You request me and follow me, but who are you again?

Single parent with a few kids and you still go out every night, who is your babysitter?

Just a few questions I wonder as I'm on Twitter and Facebook. A person is smart, people are dumb.

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