I get a call from my brother asking if I could give him a ride home from the BART station after his dentist appointment. (Keep this in mind. My brother doesn't drive a car. He is a bicyclist. One of those bicyclist that think they own the whole road too.) I say ya and then go about my way to go pick him up. He then calls me back asking if I was hungry. I then tell him no I just ate. I then proceed to pick the guy up. Once in the car I ask him "so did you want me to take you somewhere to eat?" He responds with "yea could you?" So I'm thinking that he wants the typical fast food spot: Mcdonalds, Burger King, etc... He then asks me if I have ever been to some weird name place. I say no and then says let's go there. I'm like sure. I then ask him "You know I'm not eating right?" He says "Oh, well that's perfect then." He starts to give me directions to this place and I then ask him "So what type of food do they have at this place?" He quickly says "It doesn't matter you're not eating!" I then roll my eyes and ask are we there yet? He says yes and gets out the car. He then walks back up toward my car and says "they're closed" My response.."You Idiot. Have you even been to this place before? Man don't be Yelping places to eat before I pick you up!" he laughs and hops in the car and says take me to this place then. My tongue lashing on him wasn't don't just yet. I proceed to tell him "Aye fucker don't think I'm your personal chauffeur today." He then says "I know. Just take me to this place and then you can take me home." -_- "Oh can I?!" is what I wanted to say but I just said ok just give me directions. He then says make a left here....it was a one way. He says go straight here...its a dead end. He says make a U turn here...I can't its a illegal. I then had a enough and say..."I should of known better then to ask a person who doesn't even fuckin drive for directions to get to a place and expect him not to give me bicyclist directions!" You may be asking yourself "What's bicyclist directions?" Bicyclist directions is basically there is no such thing as a one way, there is no such thing as a dead end, there is no such thing as making an illegal U turn. Make sense? Ok. Back to my brother. We then get to the place and I shit you not the place is like an Olive Garden restaurant. (Sigh) Who the fuck asks for someone to take them to get something to eat and has the audacity to want to go to a sit down restaurant....my brother that's who. I then tell him that he better get that shit to go and that I want whatever he is getting. To be honest world I wasn't hungry, just wanted him to spend his money. Am I wrong for that? Didn't think so. After waiting in the car for 15mins he gets the food and we go. I then say "yea I see its traffic time right now." His response "Yea, it's like that sometimes." A person is smart, people are dumb.
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