Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Crazy attracts crazy.

You know those friends you have that are in those relationships with that crazy person. They come crying to you all the time about how crazy their boyfriend/girlfriend is and what do you always tell them??? "Oh _ _ _ _ _ , you know you can do so much better!" (Sigh) Why are you lying to them??? You know damn well they can not, I repeat CAN NOT do better. I don't know if anyone else has notice this but crazy attracts crazy! Oh you don't believe me you say?? You want proof?? Here are my top 5 Crazy Relationships: 5. Tiger Woods and That one blond babysitting Swedish chick. Her name doesn't matter in my books. 4. Tom Cruise and Kate Homes. We all saw his Tom foolery on Oprah and 106 and Park 3. Any relationship from the reality show The Jersey Shore. One word Snooki. 2. Chris Brown and Rihanna. We allllll saw them pictures. And the .1 Craziest relationship of all time.........Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown! Come on people you shouldn't be surprised for that being number 1. Some say that Whitney wasn't crazy till Bobby. B-U-L-L S-H-I-T. God rest her soul but come on now. That lady was straight from a comic book and so was Bobby. But enough with celeb relationships.  I don't think I know one sane person who is in a long term crazy relationship. To be real a sane person would of noticed their crazy traits from the gate. They would of had one of those moments when time stops and all they hear is their voice in their head saying "Ummm this person is more nutty then squirrel shit....I'm coo." And then quickly yell out CHECK PLEASE! Now I'm not bad mouthing crazy people nor am I bad mouthing those crazy relationships. Why would I? You're doing me a favor! You're keeping the crazies away from me and for that I thank you. My future kids thank you! Cuz we all know that craziness will be past down like a family heirloom. Here's the thing though. Crazy people don't know when they are crazy so they sure in the hell don't know they are in a crazy relationship. And that's where a sane person steps in and tells them, "You know what _ _ _ _ _ _, I know you have a crazy relationship but I'm pretty sure you are crazy yourself and that this relationship will be the best you can have." Then they might ask "well how can I do better?" My answer...be sane. That simple. A person is smart,  People are dumb

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