Monday, June 11, 2012

Pity Party...We're all with the DJ

If you know me then you know I love to party but there is one party I do not like to participate in. That party is the "Pity Party" aka EVERYONE FEEL SORRY FOR ME! For some odd reason those parties are always on and poppin on social media sites these days. Facebook and Twitter especially. Everyday I basically get an invite to a pity party. People who I wont name because I know will get butt hurt stay throwing these pity parties. "Oh my god! I'll never find the man/woman of my dreams? I'm going to kill myself if I don't get any Likes or comments to this post." Well they exactly don't say they'll kill themselves if they don't get any likes or comments but I'm pretty sure they make it seem like that. But back to the pathetic pity party post I see. "I thought you cared about me but you don't want to follow me on Instagram." "How come every time I give people my heart I get hurt." "I have no life. No one cares for me." I'm just gonna stop now because me listing these are starting to piss me off. 1st of all SHUT THE FUCK UP! 2nd you are right no one cares about you because you don't care about yourself. Stop being the victim and move on with life. I know you always hear that life isn't fair and to be real with you life is as fair as you make it.

Stop thinking that if you post this sad excuse for attention post that people and life will start being fair to you. Not gonna happen playboy. Ok wait let me take that back. There will be those individuals that will cater and attend your pity party and those people I want nothing to do with! Those are what I call enablers. They will ALWAYS tell you "oh things will get better _ _ _ _ _ _. "Pffft the only way things will get better if your sorry ass stops feeling sorry for yourself! There is no reason for you to be saying "Fuck My Life" when all you did was put on 2 different color pair of socks. I'm bout to make you feel real awful now. The only people in this world who should be saying "Fuck My Life and should be hosting these pity parties are homeless people! While you're sleeping in a nice comfy bed these people are sleeping in the streets with no pillow, no blanket, by themselves, THEY AINT NEVER READY TO GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGGA! While you're eating top ramen and complaining about that these people aren't eating! And if they are, they are eating the leftover cheese off a double cheese burger wrapper. Even though they have a fucked up life you never hear a bum saying FML or throwing a pity party. So for you pity party throwers I have this to say to you. In my book a homeless person is a better human being  than you. You are beneath a bum to me. Yea I'm being harsh but oh fucking well. Don't cry about. Grow from it. Stop throwing these pity parties. No one likes going to a party where everyone is invited anyways. But for you enablers the line "I'm with the DJ" will work for you who want to attend these pity parties by the way. A person is smart, people are dumb.

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